In a blind survey, one out of every single Prius drivers is an asshole.

Ok probably not, but it sure seems that here in the Nor Cal Bay area, they certainly drive much differently that in many other parts of the country. I’ve scowered through article after article of people complaining about these routinely slow drivers ruining their commutes because of their inability to ever challenge the speed limit. Here however it seems to be counter to that in every way. My commute towards the city each day is about 45 minutes along HW-80 WB. Each day I have these people in their Obama Sticker Mobiles flying past me regardless of my already high rate of speed. They have little to no regards as if providing some overinflated environmental savings is an incentive to own the road. And they’re much worse than other impatient assholes that backup my commute. So the next time you think you are late because of a slow Prius driver, just let 3 or 4 squeeze into the fast lane so that the brake tapping dance begins. I promise you’ll spend the rest of your commute trying to chase them down.

The only person that should ever own a Prius. Those that watch Weeds know what I’m talking about!